How about a few jokes!
Q: What did one fish say to the other fish?
A: See you in school
Q: Why was the maths book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we’ll really go places.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll see you in the corner.
Q: Why was the number 10 scared?
A: Because seven ate nine.
Q: What kind of ship never sinks?